Monday, June 23, 2008
This just in from a company called CableOrganizer.com. It's called "Mr. P - One Man Tied" and instructions say to wrap your computer wire "all over him and make him squeal with pleasure."
I have to admit, Mr. P does kind of turn me on in a Charlie Brown meets Gumby kind of way. I like his strong suction cup, and the way he keeps my printer cord all neat and tidy. Trouble is - in order to get a grip on all of my unruly computer wires - I'd need to have an army of men in bondage on my desk. But at ten bucks a "P", maybe I can afford it. What a conversation starter THAT would be when the boss walks in!
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